This is a special moment right now We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home Send your parents out of the room This is a kid's song
Life's gonna suck when you grow up When you grow up, when you grow up Life's gonna suck when you grow up It sucks pretty bad right now Hey, if you know the words, sing along You're gonna have to mow the lawn Do the dishes, make your bed You're gonna have to go to school Until you're seventeen It's gonna seem about three times as long as that You might have to go to war Shoot a gun, kill a nun You might have to go to war When you get outta school Hey, cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse You're gonna have to deal with stress Deal with stress, deal with stress You're gonna be a giant mess When you get back from the war Santa Clause does not exist And there is no Easter Bunny You'll find out when you grow up That Big Bird isn't funny (Funny, funny, ya, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha) Life's gonna suck when you grow up When you grow up, when you grow up Life's gonna suck when you grow up It sucks pretty bad right now You're gonna wind up smoking crack On your back, face the fact You're gonna wind up hooked on smack And then you're gonna die And then you're gonna die, hey, hey
